Less is more, people. By this I am obviously referring to the... wonderful thing that is this catalogue picture, or the highly artistic frames thereof. Skulls, flames, and bat wings, all around the shape of a coffin. Fantastic display of taste. My soul is singing.
The item itself - the chequered apron - is very cute, and just the fact that there is an alternatively designed apron is exhilarating. Even goths like to play housemaid every once in a while. Why compromise your style just because you're doing chores?
The apron is available in a variety of prints, here.